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Posted on Techdirt - 2 June 2017 @ 07:39pm

Back at the end of March, the Department of Homeland [in]Security issued rules stating that all electronics larger than a smartphone should be checked instead of kept in a carry-on on flights into the US from 10 airports or on 9 airlines from mainly Muslim countries in the middle east and north Africa. This was following claims by US and UK intelligence that terrorists are smuggling explosive devices in various consumer items to ‘target commercial aviation‘.

Not only does this not pass the smell test — anyone looking to bring down an aircraft with explosive devices won’t care if they’re in the cabin or the hold: boom is boom. The idea that items are going to go through some sort of super-secret screening is laughable, when red-team penetration tests find it trivial to get prohibited items onto aircraft (including via people with no ticket who bypass security screenings). And, of course, airports already require carry-on electronics to be x-rayed, and often swabbed for explosive residue. What’s more, I remember seeing ‘explosives smuggled on board’ hysteria since Pan Am 103 almost 30 years ago, where Czech explosive Semtex was suspected to be in everything from fake muesli to electronics following the use of just 12 ounces (340g) to blast a 50cm hole in the 747’s hold.

A more “credible” theory is potential “cyber warfare” (a pox on that term). With electronics out of sight of the passengers after check-in, access to them is far easier for ‘security services’. As well as allowing easy access to snoop on passenger electronics and data, there is a potential for far more nefarious actions in the tradition of Stuxnet.

Stuxnet was a worm that targeted a certain Siemens industrial control system primarily used by Iranian nuclear centrifuges. However, it spread via infected USB drives to computers, and from those computers to other USB drives, all the while using rootkits with compromised digital signatures to hide. It essentially used a digital version of ‘6 degrees of separation‘ to eventually infect its target. What better way to spread similar malware than to infect a bunch of computers on flights to the target country? It’s not just laptops either, cameras need memory cards and are just as easy to infect. As a theory, it’s got a lot to commend it, but that’s beside the point, because, remember, this is about ‘safety’ and people not taking bombs into aircraft cabins.

So fast forward to the present, and while expanding the ban has been kicked about, a JetBlue flight has shown the incredible danger of requiring electronics to be put into bags that often are kicked about.

The smoking gun battery (Source, Grand Rapids Ford Airport)

May 30th’s JetBlue flight 915 (NY JFK to San Francisco) had to make an emergency landing in Michigan after a AA lithium battery in a backpack started to smoke. When it was noticed, the backpack was moved to the aircraft bathroom which presumably dislodged whatever was causing the short. Luckily that was enough to prevent the fire from getting started, which would have soon gotten out of control.

And therein lies the problem. Lithium battery fires are very dangerous, and one of the things that make them more dangerous than most other fires is that most of the things you’d do by instinct to put out a fire (smother it, put water on it) actually makes them worse. Realistically, the only way to deal with a lithium fire is to stop it before it starts, and while that happened this time, if it were in the hold we’d be looking at a downed Airbus A321 with 158 dead.

Airlines know this and have for a long time. In 2000, I tried to fly with 2 batteries in my checked baggage from the UK to San Francisco with Virgin, and to Las Vegas with TWA. The batteries, Hawker (now Enersys) SBS40‘s were 38Ah, 12v batteries (yes, you can easily start a car with them) and were packed safely into my checked baggage as well as being certified safe for air travel (they won’t leak if tipped or punctured). Virgin had no problems, but TWA flatly refused, citing a risk of fire in the hold (and at 28lb/12.7kg each, carry-on wasn’t an option)

Now bear in mind this is a battery designed for rugged use, puncture resistant and safe (which is why they were used in Battlebots entries, which is why I was taking them, for the Suicidal Tendencies team), in a fire-resistant case where the only available fuel might be some small amounts of hydrogen gas, and whatever items are around. Lithium batteries generally don’t come in rugged fire-resistant cases, provide their own fuel, and worst of all, physical damage (such as heavy-handed baggage handlers) can cause such damage.

If you want a more specific example of the risks, just cast your minds back to last year and the Samsung note7. With just the potential for a fire with note7 battery, they were banned from aircraft for safety reasons. They weren’t consigned to the hold, where they can cause problems without anyone noticing.

And it gets worse, Lithium-ion batteries are EVERYWHERE. Aside from the rechargeable AA and AAA batteries like the one that caught fire on flight 915, lithium batteries are in laptops and cameras. Here are some examples of lithium batteries I had to hand, that I’d take on a trip with me and have to check.

That’s a laptop battery, a digital camera battery, a phone battery and a video camera battery (I have 4 of these). One of them is 10 years old, that’s how long these batteries have been out there.

Any of these can cause an uncontrollable fire if mishandled (and sometimes, just from age). What’s more, any of these devices wouldn’t take much to rig with a short-range detonation using nothing more than their own battery as the bomb. A bomb which will pass all the cursory security checks because there are no obvious chemicals (RDX, TNT, etc) to detect.

As a policy to prevent bombings, it’s not useless, it’s actually WORSE than useless, as it makes it FAR easier to take down an aircraft with electronics, just by accident, let alone by design.

The only people who benefit from this policy were it to be enacted worldwide, would be the computer snoopers, and of course, the many thieves, pilferers, 5-finger-discount shoppers, and general low-life criminals that seem to be employed at most airports in their security/baggage handling/TSA departments. Anyone else is potentially flying corpse-class.

Now, some might say that in this case, having lithium-ion batteries of any kind on an aircraft — whether in checked luggage or carry-on — is a recipe for disaster, and that they should be banned in general. But what I’m saying is that they are more prone to fire through mishandling than other battery types, and that such a fire, once it has started and takes hold, is more difficult to get under control easily. Well-maintained, well-treated batteries are safe if they’re kept in the cabin, as any incident can at least be quickly addressed, as the recent JetBlue incident showed. Requiring they be put into baggage that is dropped, thrown, punted, squished, molested, rummaged through and otherwise mishandled, before being packed tightly into an aircraft hold unattended means that damage leading to a fire is far more likely, and that fire is unlikely to be discovered ? let alone extinguished ? before it is too late for the safety of the aircraft.

And if you’re wondering how to put out a lithium battery fire when started, the answer is to use a class-D fire extinguisher (which only works on metal fires) but in a pinch, salt (pun intended) or sand can be used. Good luck finding the former, or enough of the latter two at 43,000ft. In a pinch, you can use water in mist form to cool around the battery and bring its temperature down (this can take a LOT of water and time), while also isolating it from any other fuel where possible (which was done in this case). Again, this is not really feasible if the fire is in the hold. Here’s a demonstration of extinguishing a laptop battery fire, and how even when prepared, and waiting for it, with an extinguisher at the ready, it can still take a minute or two to put it out. Most people would be tempted to stop once the flames go out, allowing for re-ignition.

Reposted from the Politics & P2P blog

Posted on Techdirt - 15 April 2016 @ 10:37am

Geolocation is one of those tools that the less technically minded like to use to feel smart. At its core it’s a database, showing locations for IP addresses, but like most database-based tools, the old maxim of GIGO [Garbage In, Garbage Out] applies. Over the weekend Fusion’s Kashmir Hill wrote a great story about how one geolocation company has sent hundreds of people to one farm in Kansas for no reason other than laziness. And yes, it’s exactly as bad as it sounds.

Most people often aren’t the most technically minded, give them a tool, tell them it CAN produce an output, and they’ll assume that any output that looks like the best quality possible, IS the best one available. It’s extremely common with ‘forensic evidence’ and jurors in court cases, where it’s given weight well beyond its actual evidentiary value (to the point that they now distrust cases without it) ? there’s even a name for it, “the CSI effect“, named after one of the TV shows that uses it as a cornerstone.

One of the latest tools to get the blind trust of morons is IP Geolocation. At its basic level, it’s a database of IP addresses with latitude and longitude listed, so when you look up an IP address, you get a pair of coordinates you can associate as an ‘origin’ for that.

However, there’s a number of problems with that.:

So let’s quickly address them.

Those that don’t have a lat/long listed.

Well, there’s a few ways to do it, but the way some chose to do, is just to guess. In the article that started me on this, it points out that the company MaxMind decided to guess at the average closest place it could ? the geographical center of the US, except 39?50’N 98?35’W. is a messy decimal (39.8333333 N,98.585522W) so it rounded them to 38N, 97W. It’s the front yard of a farm in Kansas.

Other times they just guess and get a town and put it somewhere there, although even that can be off a bit. It can be a lot off, as you’ll see shortly.

How often are they updated?

There’s no telling. With the great shortage of IPv4 addresses now, but with an ever-expanding list of devices, from cell phones to thermostats and even fridges, IP addresses are shifting around everywhere. There’s also mergers and splits of companies, bankruptcies and so on. So unless the database is frequently updated, there’s no chance that anything it has to say will be accurate ? again we’ll see that directly.

Finally, how does it deal with cellular devices?

Simply put, they don’t. The handoff mechanism means that you’ll often carry one IP address from one tower to the next (otherwise you’d have to terminate and restart any data transfer as you shifted between towers. In addition most cellular providers hide their cell customers behind NAT, precisely because of the lack of discreet IPv4 addresses to give out (and their? slowness in migrating to IPv6)

Odds are you’re going to get a local network control center, or regional corporate office instead, which means it’s practically no use at all.

This all assumes as well that entries are made in good faith. One of the more common uses of geolocation is for targeted adverts, especially with ‘adult websites’, where they promise there’s a horny woman (or man, if your browsing is detected as such, or the ‘content’ suggests you may be female) close by. Or you may have seen it in the scam adverts on news sites that should know better than to accept low-rate advertising based on scams (with easy to tell, clickbait headlines about insurance ‘tricks’ or similar).

This means that if you can ‘rig’ the database, you can expose the stupidity in parts of it, as was best demonstrated by Randall Munroe in his XKCD comic series.

So just how inaccurate are these systems? The easiest way to tell by far is to run some IP addresses where you know the location through these systems and see how far off they can be. So I did.

The most obvious one to start with is my own home connection’s IP address. So I tried the link in the story, and boy was it off! Just for the record, I live on the south side of Atlanta’s metro area, near Macon ? Walking Dead country in fact

That’s right, it put me in Ottawa, capital of Canada, roughly 1900km (1180 miles) and 1 whole country off. Part of that comes from the second question, how current the data is. It’s listing my IP as belonging to Nortel networks. Problem is, I’m not a subscriber to Nortel ? no-one is, the company was wound down years ago. Yet some databases still have them listed.

Cellphones don’t fare much better either. I used the same service on a 4G Verizon phone sitting at my computer. It’s location, San Diego. That’s 1900 miles (3050km) off. Others services gave locations of New York, Atlanta, and Macon.

Wondering if it’s just my semi-rural system that’s messed up, I called a few friends who live in the Atlanta suburbs (a few streets from each other) and asked for their IP addresses, one used Comcast, and the other AT&T. Maybe things will be better and more accurate in a big-city environment?

I ran a number of different GeoIP services, and it was a very mixed bag of results.. One thing’s certain though, none of the four set of coordinates gave an accurate location for the person (for obvious reasons I’m not going to give you their address, or mine for that matter)

Of them all, only one service ? IPCIM.com ? gave an error circle with a location, (twenty five mile radius), but it didn’t do it for all. To me that indicates knowledge of its inaccuracy, but it’s lack at other times seems to show it just doesn’t care.

The second and third locations are the same coordinates, but they’re less certain of the third than the second, despite both being off.

There’s also something specific to note. There’s 4 providers covered here. Two were done from the exact same location, yet their locations came nowhere near matching. Two more were IP addresses just streets away, but they also didn’t match that well, although many went to the same default locations, including two which went to the ‘lazy US Center’ investigated in the Fusion piece.

More importantly, of the 30+ geolocating attempts made here, not a single one managed to be within a mile of the actual location (although one location was within a mile and a half, while another was within 3 miles ? again, I’m not going to give out specifics). So for those who want to rely on them as being a source of where something is, the simple answer is “don’t“. This applies as much to those tracking down people who are leaving spammy comments, as it does to police officers and lawyers seeking to use them for court actions criminal or civil.

In fact lawyers and the police have absolutely NO excuse to use these kinds of databases in litigation at all as there are better, more accurate tools at their disposal ? the courts themselves. In criminal cases a warrant is the preferred method, obtaining subscriber information from the ISP (fixed or cellular) which is far more accurate than any geolocation service because it’s data coming from the entity actually providing the connection. In a civil trial you have a discovery subpoena to do pretty much the same thing and for the same reasons.

If you’re doing it ‘on your own’, remember that these tools are as accurate as taking a dart and throwing it not at a map on the wall, but at a Google map display on your computer screen. Sure you’ll be out a display, but you won’t be potentially facing criminal charges when you go to act on what it basically bullshit data. At the very best, it can be used to advise, but it can be INCREDIBLY off, sometimes thousands of miles.

The following services were used

There were 4 IP addresses used, three residential and one cellular comprising four of the biggest ISP’s in the US.

The first two were located in south metro Atlanta, near Macon. David and James are located approximately half a mile apart in north Cobb county, Georgia.

If you’d rather see them on a map, they’re here. (Legend Charter in green, Verizon in red, Comcast in blue, AT&T in yellow)

NOTE: One data source was extremely interesting in its provision of 11+ decimal places in its results. While this might seek to imply accuracy, it actually underscores how inaccurate it actually is. Eight decimal places gives a resolution of 1.1 millimeters ? half the thickness of a CD/DVD. 11 decimal places as given in all their results is going to extremes, with locations given to less than a hair’s thickness. It has been rounded down. The “Marietta (bedroom)” label was actually on the output from their database.

I would like to thank David and James for their help with this. And for obvious reasons, we have forced changes in IP addresses for all our connections (and the release of this article was delayed to ensure that).

This is a repost from Andrew Norton’s Politics & P2P blog

Posted on Techdirt - 4 December 2015 @ 12:50pm

It’s not been a good year for Paul Hansmeier, the Prenda attorney-turned-“ADA Champion.” He’s been hit with counter-claims on his Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) lawsuits which claim thousands in damages from local companies despite no actual issues. This was followed in May by an appeal hearing on Judge Wright’s infamous Star Trek order where after summing up the Prenda business model 9th circuit Appeals Judge Pregerson called it an “Ingenious crooked extortionate operation.”

Then in August, one of the three central figures in the Prenda saga, Paul Duffy, died, moving the focus more squarely onto Hansmeier and Steele. Finally, just over two weeks ago, the Minnesota Law Board started proceedings to disbar him, meaning his ability to continue as a lawyer at all would be in jeopardy.

Amongst all that, in July Hansmeier filed for Chapter 13 bankruptcy (RECAP docket), seeking to repay his debts (many of which are damages and costs from various Prenda cases nationwide) totaling $2.43 million via installments. Under US Bankruptcy law, a person owed money by someone in Chapter 13 proceedings cannot start or continue collection proceedings, so for Hansmeier, it would have been a neat way to push payment of these debts down the road, while paying them off at a fraction of their value. (His proposed plan would have paid off a maximum of $161,400 in monthly installments of $2,690 across 5 years legal maximum at which point all debts would be discharged and considered paid.)

However, petitions by the creditors (those who are owed money) pointed out in motions leading up to a December 3rd hearing at the United States Bankruptcy Court for the District of Minnesota that he had shown he was not trustworthy. “The argument that somehow there’s going to be a payment in full, your honor, just doesn’t ring true,” Michael R Fadlovich, the attorney representing the Bankruptcy Trustee is reported to have said.

Even Hansmeier’s lawyer admitted “he’s a bad actor,” but claimed “he’d found Jesus,” although given the number of Does filed against, it’s entirely possible Jesus was found by their speculative invoice letters. She also claimed that the sale of Hansmeier’s downtown Minneapolis condo for $1.2 million would have provided a rare chance to have his debts mostly paid off, despite figures submitted by the trustee that indicate less than $90,000 would be realized by the sale.

Nevertheless, U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Kathleen H. Sanberg was not swayed, converting the proceedings from Chapter 13 to Chapter 7, and requiring a liquidation of assets to pay, while any money left from the sale of the condo goes towards the debt fund. However, the court is not yet finished with Hansmeier. Numerous lawyers (representing creditors) highlighted a number of suspicious money transfers, possibly to hide assets, as other judges have already discovered. At issue was his constant dishonesty with courts, in this proceeding and others, which the judge sided with. While further actions are coming, Hansmeier has to now be very careful, as bankruptcy fraud is an imprisonable offense, and investigated by the FBI who are presumably already well aware of Mr. Hansmeier courtesy of Judge Wright.

It seems that Hansmeier’s ‘luck’ has just about run out.

Posted on Techdirt - 12 June 2015 @ 03:28am

Two weeks ago, the House Agriculture Committee voted 38-6 to repeal country-of-origin-labeling. (COOL), and now it’s the full House’s turn. In a 300-131 vote yesterday the “country of Origin Labeling Amendments Act” (HR 2393) passed with the support of a significant number of Democrats as well as the majority of Republicans.

The bill’s prompting and passage came after the World Trade Organisation ruled in favor of Canadian farmers, who sued claiming it was “discriminatory” and thus in violation of Free Trade Agreements. The problem? Cattle bought from abroad would have to be segregated from domestic cattle, increasing costs and making imports less desirable.

With Fast Track coming up for a vote — perhaps even today — it’s curious to see this snippet in the Associated Press report on the vote by the Speaker of the House:

House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, said after the vote that the last thing American farmers need “is for Congress to sit idly by as international bureaucrats seek to punish them through retaliatory trade policies that could devastate agriculture as well as other industries.”

That is, of course, the same John Boehner that has been encouraging the President to get more support for Fast Track, in order to pass more of these “Free Trade” deals that impose more international bureaucrats and will almost certainly lead to more disputes that “require” Congress to “not sit idly by.”

Meanwhile, remember what President Obama said at the Nike Plant just a few weeks ago:

[TPP] critics warn that parts of this deal would undermine American regulation — food safety, worker safety, even financial regulations. They’re making this stuff up. (Applause.) This is just not true. No trade agreement is going to force us to change our laws.

Less than one month on, and we have exactly what he claimed ‘is not true’ happening. A trade agreement forcing a law change, and having what some would claim is an impact on food safety. And it’s happening a day or so before the House is voting to create even more such situations while claiming that it won’t do this. Do they not even recognize what it is they’re voting on?

Posted on Techdirt - 20 May 2015 @ 09:23am

iiNet, the second biggest ISP in Australia, has been a bit of a magnet when it comes to BitTorrent lawsuits. In 2008 they were sued by the Australian Federation Against Copyright Theft (AFACT) for failing to prevent its subscribers from infringing copyright via Bittorrent, a case it won, as the court found it was not iiNet’s responsibility.

In late 2014, Voltage Pictures ? the company behind Oscar winning movie ‘Dallas Buyers Club’ ? started proceedings against Australian users it accused of downloading its movie, just as it has in both the US and Canada. The alleged Australian infringements all occurred between 2 April 2014 and 27 May 2014.

iiNet refused to hand over the account details of the 4,726 IP addresses demanded by Voltage, and took it to court, where, in early April, the judges sided with Voltage. However, in a massive blow to Voltage, they required that any letters sent out to people be approved by the court, undermining the key tactic of exaggerating claims in these kinds of cases. Most such cases rely on threatening significant damages at court in order to ‘encourage’ the recipient to settle, but Justice Perram has indicated that the damages could be as low as AU$10 (US$8), although there could be significant court costs as well.

Now iiNet has dealt Voltage another blow, announcing in a blog post:

If you do receive a letter you may want to get legal advice. iiNet is working with a law firm that has offered to provide pro-bono services for any of our customers

This would be a major setback to the speculative invoicing model used by Voltage, which relies on the high potential damages, plus the significant cost of defending a case (greater than the settlement demanded) to ensure a steady revenue stream. With the court restricting the intimidating language, and the offer of free legal counsel to defend the cases, it may end up being far more costly for Voltage to pursue claims than they can hope to recoup.

And while iiNet has jumped to the defense of its customers in this way, it may not be alone. The M2 group has also indicated it may provide pro-bono legal assistance in similar cases, although they have refused to commit prior to a court hearing on May 21st when a date for the transfer of customer information will be agreed.

It is not looking like Australia will be a fruitful venue for copyright trolls.

Posted on Techdirt - 19 February 2015 @ 09:15am

When it comes to regulatory enforcement, agencies are often at a loss to try and spin actions as somehow being positive. Often such seizures are seen as petty and overreaching acts focusing on business protectionism or the shutting down threats to tax revenue (permanently in some cases) by regular people, meaning that getting public support for them can be an uphill struggle. Alcohol taxes are so unpopular that it’s the origin behind one of the most popular sports in the US ? NASCAR. Thus it’s tempting to try and upsell things by stretching claims beyond all credulity, as the UK’s Intellectual Property Office (IPO) and Department of Business, Innovation & Skills (BIS) departments did recently.

Facebook followers of the IPO were confronted with this story just recently: “Campaign cracks down on toxic fake alcohol” screams the headline, with the comment that thousands of liters were seized in Operation OPSON (a name that looks like it was short for “operation poison”). A serious bust of dangerous goods clearly, and clearly the agencies are doing a great job protecting the country, so share it and back to cat pictures.

Or you could actually read the article itself, and find the story isn’t quite as portrayed, and no cyanide-filled bottles cosplaying as spirituous liquors were annihilated by brave officials. For that matter, not only is OPSON not a veiled reference to poison, it’s not even a priority. At the head of “notes to editors,” Operation OPSON is described quite differently:

“Operation OPSON, jointly run by Interpol and Europol, began in 2011 to tackle the criminal production and sale of counterfeit ‘protected food name’ products, such as gorgonzola or champagne. It is now an international project that regularly sees the seizure of hundreds of tonnes of fake and substandard food.”

That’s right, international police agencies are running an operation to seize food not because they are bad, dangerous, or harmful, but because they weren’t made in an approved locale. While some are fairly evident and obvious, such as lamb or beef labelled “scotch” or “welsh,” others are less-so. A Cornish pasty made in Devon or Derbyshire isn’t actually a Cornish pasty, because it wasn’t made in Cornwall. Likewise if you were to make Feta cheese, you can’t actually call it Feta, unless the sheep/goat milk came from Greece. Even Belgium has wanted in on the act for its chocolate industry.

The food is fake (and presumed sub-standard) not because it’s not that food, but because the place that made it wasn’t within a certain circle on a map, even if it’s absolutely identical and indistinguishable from the same product made inside that circle. This was never more evident than in 2007, when the protections around “Newcastle Brown Ale” were lifted? because the Scottish & Newcastle brewery wanted to move outside the circle.

But what of the toxic alcohol seized by the gallon? Well, like the goods themselves, it’s not what it appears. The 2,421.5 liters grabbed by authorities are in their own words mostly “…for fake or fiscal infringing wines and spirits.” Not because they were dangerous, but because of tax evasion, or trademark violations. So where’s the “toxic” issue in the headline?

The poison comes from a raid in Derbyshire, where:

“There was little of the finished product or the raw materials (Coolex screenwash) in the unit but a large quantity of bottles, tops and boxes.”

“A small amount of the finished product was identified, and on examination was found to contain high levels of iso-propanol. Isopropyl Alcohol (IPA) causes intense drunkenness, is often used in cleaning chemicals.”

The question is, was that actually the finished product, or one that was put aside because it had those high levels? Moreover, it’s not exactly the most toxic, as the LD50 (lethal dose) for a rat orally is 5045 mg per kilogram. Compare with, say, ethanol (“good” alcohol), at 3450 mg per kilogram of mouse. Probably why even their expert, Visiting Professor at the University of Reading, Tony Hines had to say:

“…even at low levels, a ‘couple of doubles’ will cause dizziness, low blood pressure, abdominal pain and nausea.”

Not exactly “toxic” though, or all that different from regular booze, let’s be fair. In fact, the major difference is that isopropyl alcohol is just more potent than ethanol. So, to drive home the seriousness of this, they close with the following paragraph.

“In 2012, methanol poisoning from fake vodka resulted in the deaths of 50 people in the Czech Republic. In 2014, 2 men were sentenced to life imprisonment for their part in this tragedy, and many others sentenced to 14 to 20 years for their part. Eighty survivors were blinded as a result of consuming the poison.”

Not to be flippant about it (the incident has killed 51), but this was an incident that happened 30 months ago 1500 km away. It even used a different chemical (methanol), so its inclusion is completely irrelevant to the issues at hand, and is there solely to try and justify tax and trademark-based raids and seizures as being about safety, and pump up the “shareability” factor by giving them a excuse to hang “toxic” in the headline.

Now, don’t get me wrong, tainted and unsafe goods are bad, there’s no doubt about that. Yet if you’re going to try and play up a safety angle, then you really have to have a safety problem to hang your hat on. The vodka made from screenwash might be disturbing to some, but “toxic fake alcohol” is pushing it, when even if every drop of vodka they seized (171.1 liters) that year were high in isopropyl alcohol, it’s only 7% of the total seized. And yet we know they didn’t grab anywhere near that amount, because more than 240 bottles of the stuff is hardly “little of the finished product,” a description which would seem to me to indicate a dozen liters or less. And since they found only empties, it means it’s already gone out, so they’ve not really “cracked down” on it either.

Overall, the only toxic thing seems to be the press release, and then only for any journalist sloppy enough to regurgitate it without bothering to read it. That’s probably why, on Twitter, where pushback, feedback and replies are harder to bury, there’s absolutely no mention of “toxic” at all.

That’s because when it comes to poisonous, nothing beats hyperbolic government press releases for leaving good will stone dead.

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Look, you can't go expecting the cops to have to do things like "follow the law", and "know the law" - I mean if you're going to put restrictions like that on them, and make them abide by obscure things like 'the constitution', then why would anyone want to be a cop?

I suspect that the reason you can't "write a contract that says "it can remove you for any reason"" is not because of legal restrictions, but because of basic competence limitations.

Actions like this are some of the biggest means by which rule of law, the independence of the judiciary and the basic competence of politicians. After all, competent politicians wouldn't put incompetent's judges in office, or allow them to continue. As for this judge, attempting to enforce an action using a law that was already deemed unconstitutional shows he's not fit for office. The question is if it's a case of him just not being mentally up to the task, if he's letting his personal/political feelings impact his judgement, or if he's literally been paid off to do this. Unfortunately for him, he fucked up, BIGLY. And it's time that judges be held to task for their inability to discharge their offices honestly and independently. So he should maybe face a corruption in public office investigation, and be suspended from the bench while it's ongoing.

No, that isn't 'practicing medicine', that is 'repeating established pharmacology'. And yes usually antiparasitics are not antivirals, they're two different things. I'm amazed you managed to type all that though, because all that twisting and spinning you had to do would have left me too dizzy to write anything resembling english. Is it due to practice, or is there a 'special trick' like dancers use to avoid getting dizzy when they do some crazy spinning?

So, any misconduct should give - as a STARTING POINT - the same penalty as the inconvenience. So, he caused a false inprisonment of 128 days, and at least two more instances, so lets's say 130. So as a starting point, there's 130 days in prison for Hughes. As it was through deliberate choice (didn't just slip his mind, all this was premeditated) that should provide an aggravating factor, and double it. So there's 260 days in prison before anything else. This should be the STANDARD for any police officer caught acting improperly by falsifying, or concealing evidence - the case tossed and those that conspired get double the penalty they inflicted on others. It'd be a GREAT deterrent to that kind of dirty cop behavior. Next, as he had an illegal warrant, so let's start charging him with the crimes related to that. So that's breaking and entering, commission of a felony while armed. false imprisonment (kidnapping?) Oh, police officers not liking the charges being stacked like that? You prefer it when it's done to others not you? Tough shit. Can't do the time, then don't do the crime. Just do your job properly and honestly then.

Australia has the AFL, which plays on an oval pitch, and has 4 goal posts (malbourne, richmond, collingwood, essendon, hawthorn and carlton all use the Melbourne Cricket Club as their home stadium, the GWSydney Giants use the GIANTS stadium, which was the olympic baseball stadium. And American football is like rugby for the under 5s (you pad them, let them take a break every minute or so, give them a small field and let them have 10 yards for 4 downs and not 5 downs for the whole field. About 20 years ago I looked into the possibility of an international charity game for 9/11 and when I asked plasyers of two NFL teams (I was at an event with both the oakland raiders and the SF giants in november 2001) they both said no, because rugby players are F**king crazy. and I've had rugby players say the same about Aussie-rules players. Likewise, these days Aussie politicians are rapidly turning into 'fucking nuts' people, crazy lunatics eager to destroy anything like cracked-up Bogans, with this idea of encryption bypassing. Because if you put in a backdoor to encryption you no longer have encryption much as that TSA padlock is less secure now than a velcro loop to hold your zip together, because velcro takes as long to open but also makes a noise (a point I made in this talk a few years back with EFF Kurt Opsahl's and AccessNow's Amie Stepanovich.

Weird how they couldn't ask Maricopa SO if they could borrow a drone, since they had 56 of them as of last summer.

Four Inspire 2's, sixteen M300's, eight Matrice 210's, and 28 Mavic 2s (four Zoom's, twelve Pro's, and twelve Enterprise Zoom's)

So, this incident that they need the drones for, happened inside Maricopa county, and yet 56 drones did nothing. What do they think PhoenixPD adding a few more would do?

Last I checked, they don't come with a 'time rewind' feature, where you can go fly one where it happened and then have it record what happened hours earlier.

BTW, I checked out the map. It's almost exactly 6 miles direct from Phoenix PD HQ to the incident (and a 7.7 mile drive). It is 8.8 miles to Glendale PD's HQ. Distance from the incident to Maricopa County SO? 2.9 miles - its almost mid-way between the incident and the Phoenix PD HQ.

(anyone that knows the area, it's right by the Marshals and fed-ex distribution centers between broadway and buckeye just east of the 202)

There's this phrase I keep hearing "If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear", I just wish I could remember what the people who constantly repeat that phrase do for a living....

I for one would love to be a Big Tech Lobbyist. How do I go about that? I'm assuming it's well paid? So, how did all those people in your office become lobbyists, Blumenthal?

Whats that? You want me to "get off your lawn'"?

Thing is, first sale doctrine is a doozie.

They've sold it to someone and now it's theirs. Documents are not under copyright, so they can't make a copyright claim, and under the first sale doctrine they can distribute it out to anyone they want, as the SCOTUS made clear in Kirtsaeng.

You'd have a point, if it wasn't that ContentID was developed in 2008

the US Copyright office just had a consultation on these systems and - as you'd expect with a Registrar of Copyrights that was the head of Legal for the IFPI when they were pushing SOPA/PIPA, they had a real hard-on for these systems. And by 'just' I mean 'it closed on the 9th'

That said, I already included a bunch of examples of similar stupidity, including my own experiences with the white/pink noise claims. forgot about this one though, so I didn't include it.

They're often the arse of the area. and I say that having lived within 25 miles of Butts county for exactly 19 years today.

It's the county that had one of its LT's terrorize and falsely arrest contractors working on a home he got foreclosed on, to repair the vandalism he did. That guy ran the county SWAT team, which is a busy one as it also covers the north side of Macon, and a lot of TV filming (stranger things, walking dead)... oh and the state prison and 'diagnostic hospital', including that special room where they diagnose prisoners to death.

They're even thinking of turning the county seat's name from Jackson, to JackASS.

But if they don't pay, what incentive does zombie (or perhaps after 63 years just an animate skeleton) Edvard Eriksen have to create more art?

More importantly, what incentive does Edvard Eriksen's kids have to do anything if they're not being paid for work from 109 years ago?

Yeah, but if those cops have to go out on the streets, they might die from fentanyl!

And if you replace tough, hardworking, strong NYPD officers with weak pathetic civilians (and totally glossing over that cops are civilians too) then think of the danger! if merely touching fentanyl can almost kill a cop, seeing a picture of it, or a report that references it will put some 'civilian employee' into some kind of coma at best! And worse, with them not being part of the thin blue line of Omerta, what incentive is there for them to lose files and reports on officers and their actions when officers are being investigated, vital functions of officers in administrative roles.

it depends what the difference is. If before they started doing this shit, they only brought in $20,000 in fines, the department thus went from costing half a million, to making a profit of 76 grand.

The machine talked about here is one of the station-based "intoximeters", not one of the handheld systems (I linked its manual above)

I'm the unnamed questioner, if anyone wondered.

So we have a product sold to the government, which misrepresents what it does and how it does it. That sounds like the CEO has just admitted he committed fraud on Government Contracts. I suspect the FBI will not be investigating though.....

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